I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
seto “i MUST
break everyones spinegive everyone a hearty pat on the back” kousuke
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
im deleting this fucking website
how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes